__________________________________________________________
FROM: BAR.Michael Clarke,
Clarke & COOKEY CHAMBERS.(C&C Chambers)
12 BANK ANTHONY WAY, MARYLAND,
LAGOS, NIGERIA.
Dear Holiday,
I am Barrister Michael Clarke, a Lawyer . I am the personal attorney to
Engr.Thomas F.Holiday a national of your country, who used to work with
shell development company in Nigeria. Before his death On the 21st of
April 2002 [my client,his wife and their three children were involved in a
car accident along sagbama express road in which all occupants of the motor
died}. My client Engr.Thomas F.Holiday deposited as family belongings
in a CONSIGNMENT the sum of $15.5 million in a Standard Finance & Securities
Company Ltd. here in Nigeria for himself, with the hope of transferring
it to his country as soon as he is on official leave. Since his death I
have made several enquiries to his country's embassy to locate any of my
clients extended relatives this has also proved unsuccessful. I have contacted
you to assist in repatriating this money left behind by my client before
they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the security company where
these Consignment (Money) was Deposited. Particularly, the Standard
Finance & Securities Company where the deceased Deposited the Consignment
valued it at about $15.5 million dollars has issued me a notice to provide the
next of kin. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over
3 years now. I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the
deceased so that the proceeds of this Consignments (Money) valued at
$15.5million dollars can be claimed by you and then you and I can share
the money in this ratio: 35% for you 5% for any expenses that may be incured
during this transaction, and the remaining 60% me and the officials of
the organisation. Note that all the necessary legal documents that is
required to back up the claim are in my possession, and I will make them
available to you once you agree to co-operate with me to claim the consignment.
Finally, this deal does not amount to any breach of law or illegal proceed as
the info i request from you below, will be used to perfect documents that
will empower you legally as the next of kin to receive the consignment.
Further, your honest co-operation is needed to enable us see this deal through.
Send your response,if you interested to my email: clarkemic001@yahoo.com
Please provide to me your full names, telephone and fax number.
Best regards,
Michael Clarke __________________________________________________________
Dear Mr. Clarke,
I'm interested in helping you in any way possible. If you could explain to me a bit more as to your intentions and plans to get the money into my country, I'd be happy to invest my time in this endeavor. I'm curious as to how you came across my name, given that I'm an obscure stamp and coin collector, though am eager to aid your cause non the less. My name is Mr. Max Ferris. I'd like to know how you intend to pass me off as a next of kin to Mr. Holiday, so I can aquaint myself with the process.
Best regards, Max
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Hello,
Your mail was received, and thanks for your
response.As a lawyer,
I will represent you as the deceased relation and
it does not mean you must be the same surname.
To commence with this transaction,
Firstly, I want you to confirm these information
to me immediately.
Full name and address
Tel number and fax number
These information are required to commence with
the documentation at the appropriate dept inorder to
legally make you the beneficiary and the next of
kin to receive the fund.
The documentations that I will process to legally
make you the beneficiary of the fund are:
1) The Letter of administration from the probate
registrar.
2) Affidavit of support from the High Court.
3) Tax clearance from the Inland revenue dept. All
these are required to make you the legitimate
beneficiary of the fund before we will submit an
application of claim to the security co where the
fund is deposited in consignment.
Further, it is partinent for you to know that this
transaction will require full and total commitment
because as both of us know, it is not that easy to
make this amount of money without unflinching
dedication and seriousness. Therefore, I will want
to know now if you are truly serious to partner with
me in this transaction.
You should call me on my tel number: 01180 33195507 for further
discussion while I am waiting to hear from you with
the information I stated above to commence
with the documentation.
Best regards,
Michael
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Mr Clarke,
Thanks for giving me further details in regards
to your transcontinental opperations. I'm truly
interested in persueing this to the fullest extent.
I'd be most happy to speak with you on the phone. Your
plan seems sound, and completely legit. After
conferring with my peers, I've decided to give you all
my information so that we might continue this
endeavor. Firt though, I'm curious as to how my name
came up in regards to Mr. Holiday. If you could
explain to me how you found me, I'd be most happy to
proceed.
Best regards,
Sgt. Slaughter
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Hello Mr. Slaughter,
Thanks for you mail. I got your mail address from
my conscious search for a God fearing man who can
stand in as the relation of my very good friend and
client. The effort took me to the chamber of
commerce where I explained to them that I was
looking for America with the last name who I can do
business with since my relationship with my deceased
friend was very good and cordial. I was giving names
and addresses of people but out of the lots, I chose
three names that I will like to contact but you are
the first that I have contacted.
I am hoping that we do this together for our
benefit so I can destroy the other two names.
Please we need to move fast since the Christmas
holidays is coming up fast. Note that the whole
process will take us 8 working days.
I wait to read from you soon.
My Regards,
Michael
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Dear Mr. Clarke,
I had thought perhaps a contemparary of mine
might have passed my name on to you, as I frequently
search new exciting ways in which to aid others. I am
indeed a GOD fearing man, in the sense that I observe
the Sabbath and keep to Kosher rules. I have a couple
weeks off for the Holidays, so we can proceed next
week if all is in order. Please advise me as to how to
continue the process, so I might help Mr. Holiday
repatriate his fortune. I've consulted briefly with my
business manager, and he suggests I go through with
these dealings. I look forward to giving you all my
information. If you could perhaps list exactly what
you need from me, I will get back to you in the next
couple of days.
Best regards,
Sgt. Max Bernstien Ferris Slaughter
____________________________________________________________Hello Mr. Slaughter,
Thanks for your mail. I am very happy to hear that
you are God fearing man and because of this remark,
i am more than willing to do this transaction with
you. I also appreciate you will have to embark on a
holiday but i can be working to perfect the
documents with little or no input from you until you
are through from the holiday.
If i receive your full names, Address, and your
telephone and fax number, these three items i will
began the assignment. If you want to reach me, my
number is 011234 8033195507
Thank you and my regards,
Michael.
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Dear Mr. Clarke,
My full name is Sgt. Maxwell Bernstien Ferris
Slaughter, and I currently live in several manners. My
phone number cannot be described via e-mail, for it
resides mainly in concept. As it begins to flesh out a
bit more, these numbers will become self evident. My
adress is 247 Unclekevin St., Santa Monica California,
90221. I will call later in the week, before I enjoy
my holiday. I do fear the God, and keep the Sabbath
Kosher. I keep it real. Also, I don't use electricity
on Saturdays, so you will not be able to reach me
then. I enjoy our lavish conversation, and hope to
hear more in regards to our future dealings. If you
would be so kind as to send me back your phone number,
I'll call someone about that to be sure. Looking
forward to recieving your name and number.
Best regards,
Sgt. Maxwell Bernstien Ferris Slaughter
____________________________________________________________Hello,
How are you? I did not hear from you so i guess
you have embarked on your holiday. Hope you are
having a peaceful and a relax holiday. I have gotten
the documents we required for the transfer of the
transfer of the fund.
I am getting it scan for me to be able to send it
to you for your perusal and keep till we have a need
to use it.
I hope to hear from you soon. I have written the
application on your behalf to Standard Finance and
Security Co.Ltd. I did it because i was trying to
see how we can use the limited time. Let me know if
they have contacted you.
Have a Good time and holiday.
Michael ___________________________________________________________Dearest Michael,
Hey, what's up? I was wondering what you were
doing. Just dropping a line to say hi. I had just a
crazy and hectic weekend. I was all over the place,
from here to THERE! There was a stamp and coin
collection convention in downtown and LA. I went there
and saw my business manager Jeffrey. He was there with
his dog Shnowzerstien. We got to talking about these
dealings and such. He had some sound advise for me on
how to proceed. I really think we should talk, if you
wanna send me your number and full name. He advises we
go -FULL- steam ahead and that I should get the
documents from you. Also, we decided that someone
should really make some stamps honoring the
granparents of our troops abroad. It's something grass
roots we can do to make a difference. As you well
know, the most important thing today on the streets is
our elderly. I was wondering, if perhaps as a well
versed lawyer, I could get your opinion on something
as well... which of the following do you think would
make the ideal candidate for the next Susan B. Anthony
fiftey cent piece?
1)Susan B Anthony
2)Fiftey Cent
3)Eric Estrada
4)Peter Jackson
5)Andrew Jackson
Also, I am right cross with you. You know very well
that I couldn't return your e-mail on Saturday, as I
was observing the day of God in the dark. You must
understand, this is how I God it up. I God and fear it
hard, in the dark by the fish oil. So next Saturday,
on Santa's Birthday, I will also be in the dark
without electricity. If you could kindly send me your
area code and cellphone number, we can't talk on
Saturday. But any other day, I wanna talk. Becuase I
want the documents. I'm enclosing a picture of myself,
could you send me a picture? I like to know the face
of the man that's gonna make me money.
Sgt. Maxwell Bernstien Ferris Slaughter
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Hello,
I have this documents ready on your name and it is
according to the laws of this country and
international laws transfer right of next of kin to
you. Basically this are the relevant document and
you are to see and keep it until we need to use it.
Like i have told you i ve made an application as
your lawyer here and on your behalf. Know that the fund is as good as be in your
possession.Have a great day and also i confirm that i got
your pics and i will be making my international
passport avaliable to you as you have requested.
Michael
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Hey Michael,
I was reviewing all said documentation, and I'm
unclear on a few points that I'd like to discuss with
you. First, I'd like for you to explain further in
detail the use of the words Ikeja Lagos. If you have
an alternate form of that definition, I'd like it to
read "Jabroni" instead. I'm not exactly sure what
either words mean, but the latter has more phonetic
atraction. Also, if you could send me your full name
and telephone number, I'd be happy to pass it out at
functions social and formal. I believe the world of
stamps in your next destination. Imagine the joy of
seeing your particular favorite celeb on the numerical
stamp of your choice?! I can make it happen. Please
list from least to most, the actresses and actors that
you're most attracted to. Be specific, includeing
details of what makes them special to you and why the
world would benifet from a likeness on all our
postage. I'm eagerly awaiting your picture, as I hope
you have rotund hands for gripping. I will begin my
holiday now, retroactive from last Sunday. Please call
me whenever you like. I will start by observing the
land of the Christ child mirred in the dark trappings
of an everlasting winter. Around Saturday, I will
start staying -FULL- time in the basement, so that we
may proceed unhindered with these special dealings. If
you like, I can send the documents right back to you
with a series of chocolate stains. Hope all is well,
and may God touch your loving kidneys.
Sgt. Slaughter
Ps. I've included a portrait of Shnowzerstien for your
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LAGOS NIGERIA.
TEL/FAX: 234 1 4753472
ATTN: M. F. SLAUGHTER
APPLICATION FOR FUND TRANSFER
THIS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT YOUR APPLICATION FOR THE TRANSFER OF $15.5M BELONGING TO THE LATE ENGR. THOMAS F. HOLIDAY DEPOSITED WITH OUR FIRM HAS BEEN RECEIVED.
SEQUEL TO THE ABOVE, THE EXCUTIVE BOARD OF THE TRUST WILL BE MEETING TO DELIBRATE ON THE ISSUE AND YOU WILL BE ADVISED APPROPRIATELY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
YOU ARE HEREBY REQUESTED TO FORWARD TO THIS OFFICE THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENT TO ASSIST US WITH OUR VERIFICATION EXCERCISE.
1. LETTER OF ADMINISTRATION FROM PROBATE SECTION.
2. COURT AFFIDAVIT CERTIFYING YOU THE NEXT OF KIN TO OUR LATE CUSTOMER.
3.COPY OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT/DRIVERS LISCENCE FOR IDENTIFICATION PURPOSE.
THE ABOVE DOCUMENT SHOULD BE FORWARDED TO THIS OFFICE IMMEDIATELY
WE WAIT FOR YOUR IMMEDIATE RESPONSE.
THANKS FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
YOURS SINCERELY,
DR. DANIEL JOHNSON
___________________________________________________________________
Hey Michael,
Just dropping you a line to let you know
that a doctor contacted me and asked me for the
documents that you sent. I haven't heard back from you
since I sent you Showzerstien, and I really can't
proceed until I hear from you. Once again, unless I
hear back from you in regards to famous people of your
choosing
to appear on the stamp of your choice, I cannot give
the documents to people I can't vouche for. So if you
would please call me immediately, I'll call you back
last week. If you don't want to call me, please give
me your full name and number and we'll talk ALL the
time. I feel you and I built a special relationship,
and I don't want that violated by an outside party
that doesn't fear god with oil. Please Michael, we
need to hurry with this before it's too late. This
might be our only chance at happynesss. It's never
been so right,
yours, Max __________________________________________________________ Hello Mr. Slaughter,
You have my consent to deal with Dr. Daniel
Johnson of Standard Finance and Security Co. Ltd.
They are the one to assist us take the inheritance
of the Estate of Engr. Thomas F Holiday.
Please do not waste time again on this, respond to
their request immediately so we canreceive the fund.
Michael __________________________________________________________Dear Michael,
Hey man, just checking in to say hello. Thanks
for writting back, but as I stated before I can't
proceed without at least seeing a picture of you. You
could in fact be pulling a prank on me, how am I to
know? If you could please send me a picture of
yourself, and talk to me a little bit about what your
tastes in stamps are, I can't respond in a coherent
manner to a third party. Please understand I don't
wish to waste your time, but I've got to be sure on my
end before I divuldge senseative information to people
I don't know. If you would be so kind as send me your
full name and number, I will try never to call you,
but only when I'm feeling down. I was really hoping
you would enjoy Shnowzerstien, as he brings my
business manager hours upon hours of unreturned loving
advances. If you have a problem with Shnowzerstien,
please tell me, and I'll talk to Jeffrey about.
The /craziest/ thing happened today. I was driving
about town and I saw a fat man behind a truck
unloading something. Turns out the truck backfires and
blows the straw hat he was wearing clean off his head
into the street! And when he went to bend over and
grab it, his ass crack showed and he accidently kicked
the straw hat further into traffic. I can't wait to
share more hilarous events in my life with you, if you
would please send me your full name and number, we
could talk for hours without actually using a phone.
Love,
Sgt. Slaughter ___________________________________________________________hello Mr. Slaughter,
this is my identification and i hope you will respond immediately so we can have this fund out.
michael
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